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Because of you, these things I do.

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Because of you,

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because of you.

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Well, it's all happening in here, isn't
it?

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It's like the Marist he left.

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Well, at least there's no -one to tell
Lionel you're drinking with the enemy. I

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don't think he'd approve.

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On the contrary, Sandra, he encourages
it. I've told him I'm spying on you.

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Oh, well, that's all right, then.

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What's that?

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I think it must be Elmo killing
something in one of his sandwiches.

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Well, let's talk him a lesson.

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The BBC.

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He only rejected my demo tape.

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Good gracious, not you singing Bee Bop
-a -Loo -la in the house that arrived

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son.

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What can they be thinking of, Elmo?
Taste his loons.

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It was my last chance, that was,
becoming a pop singer.

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Breweries start boarding me windows up
tomorrow.

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Anyway, have whatever you like. It's on
me.

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Be the last drink you ever have in
Elmo's. Well, I think lagers, eh?

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Not right to break with tradition at a
time like this.

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Well, at least you've got a sense of
tradition.

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Hundreds of people are expected in here
today. Have a farewell drink, shake me

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hand, nobody turned up.

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Elmo, they're not going to board the pub
up with you still in it, are they? Like

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a pharaoh in his tomb.

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No, I've got to stay on for a few days
while they check the stock out.

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But that's the other jobs in the trade.

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No, I'm on a blacklist.

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You wouldn't like my dog, would you?

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No.

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Could you do me a favour, then?

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Yeah, sure.

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Would you... Would you shoot it for me?

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No!

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What do you want to get rid of it for,
anyway?

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Well, with the life ahead of me, I can't
ask a dog to share that.

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Come on, Elmo, it's not the end of the
world.

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Something will turn up. The next thing
to turn up in my life will probably be

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toes.

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Excuse me, I'm just going to burn the
dartboard.

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Enjoy your drinks. Have a good time.

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Well, I'm glad we came in.

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Oh, let's talk about something else.

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Has Lionel got a new secretary yet?

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Eight. How many? No, he's had eight
secretaries since you.

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They've all either left in tears, high
dodging or threatening legal action.

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See? I told you I'm irreplaceable. No, I
think it was me leaving that broke his

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heart. No, no, he still laughs about
that every day.

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Oh, what's he doing now?

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He's probably flung himself on top of
his burning dartboard.

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Sutty, it's called in India.

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Secretary of sausage, none of them.

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Look, David, can I get back to you on
this one? I haven't got a secretary at

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moment.

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Yeah, well, I know it's not your fault.

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Well, you'll have to wait, won't you,
like all the others.

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All right, well, if that's your
attitude, go somewhere else.

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Who are you starting at, Mummy?

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Hello, Angel.

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No, customer.

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Isn't that biting the hand that feeds
us, Daddy? It's that agency's fault.

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Secretaries, they claim they've been
clinging to me.

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More like brain operations gone wrong.

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Well, that's a thing of the past.

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I'm going to be your secretary.

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You, Angel?

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Well, you don't work.

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No, not at all.

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But this is an emergency, and
particularly with Jacko in competition,

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got to pull together.

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You've always had the capacity to punch
me in the emotional guts, Leslie.

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I wouldn't put it quite like that. Oh,
you know what I mean, Angel.

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Right, let's get to work.

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would you like me to do first?

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Well, a lot of letters to be typed,
darling. Perhaps you could make a start

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those. Right you are.

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If I had a son, he could never have been
a daughter like you.

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This is wonderful.

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We'll show old Dumbo across the road how
business should be run.

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Of course we will.

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Now, where's the D?

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First client.

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Can I get you anything, Mrs Beanbridge?
No, thanks. I'll only be a minute.

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Right, you are.

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I'll be off then. Don't leave on my
account.

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I'm not.

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I've got an appointment with a client.

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Good luck.

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Well, Sarge, we've got the client, so I
thought she should be the one to follow

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it through.

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You never did underestimate women.

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No, very dangerous practice, that,
Veronica.

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So you won't underestimate me then, will
you?

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Why? What are you going to do?

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Enter the ring, in a manner of speaking.

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Oh, taking up boxing.

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Helping Lionel.

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The woman behind the man, eh? Behind
isn't quite what I got in mind.

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What have you got in mind, then?

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Put it this way.

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I'm a fan of yours, but I'm also a
Bainbridge.

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I ought to tell you, Jacko, I'm lining
up with Lionel.

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So just don't think of it as a walkover.

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With you joining in, Veronica, I
wouldn't do any such thing.

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Good luck, then.

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Yeah, good luck.

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Oh, incidentally, is this the missing
piece of your jigsaw?

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Yeah, yeah, I think so. You don't sound
very certain.

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Well, how can I be certain when you look
at me with those eyes of yours?

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Well, that's not going to work either.

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What did you call me?

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Daddy didn't mean it, Angel.

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He's front.

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I'm going as fast as I can. Yeah, but
two hours for one letter, Leslie. It is

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the slow side, isn't it? Not if you want
it done properly, no.

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I'm all behind. There's a whole pile of
work.

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Well, now that I've got the knack of it,
I'll do them first thing tomorrow.

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What's wrong with this afternoon?

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I shan't be here.

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I'm having my legs waxed.

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You won't find me taking time off to
have my legs waxed.

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Well, of course not. You're a big, hairy
man, aren't you? I'm not just a big,

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hairy man. I'm a big, hairy father.

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And I am telling you... Hello?

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Mummy, he's shouting at me. She's
started it, Veronica.

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Oh, come in here. I want to talk to you
both.

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It was her that started it. I did not be
quiet. Come in, close the door, sit

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down.

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I haven't got a chair.

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Well, break your back and bring one
over.

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Look, Veronica, if this is about the
ring round the bath, Leslie's the one

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never wipes round.

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That's a lie.

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Will you be quiet and listen?

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We need a council of war.

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Because if Jocko keeps going the way he
started, he's going to leave us behind.

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Now, I've got some ideas.

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For a start, I'm going to join the
company.

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But you cook my dinners.

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The reason I'm coming to work at the
company is to give Bainbridges a more

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acceptable face.

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Mine. I've got a lovely face.

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I'm referring to the image you present.
And currently, it's one of a miserable,

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aggressive old fart.

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Who doesn't care whether we get work or
not.

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Well, I've had a lot of problems
recently.

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That's a dig at me, Leslie.

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Anyway, some of my old regulars like my
John Bull attitude.

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Well, they can have it. I'm thinking
about new customers. As a matter of

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I've had quite a few thoughts.

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First, you, Leslie.

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I can't commit to anything full -time. I
lead a very busy life. It involves

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spending money.

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Oh? You've got flair. You know what
style is.

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Refurbish the place.

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Well? Get on with it.

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I get a free hand, yes?

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But... That's not an open cheque book. I
want to know what things cost before we

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buy them. You take the fun out of
everything.

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I've often thought of you as a hooker,
Veronica.

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Like in rugby.

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Beavering in to get the ball, to give it
to me, so I can crash through the

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opposition. Oh, that sort of hooker.
Yeah.

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And that's what I'll do with you as my
new secretary.

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Lionel, I'm not going to be your
secretary.

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Go Friday.

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No. Personal assistant.

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Partner. Partner?

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Partner. But... Well, you wear eye heels
and make -up. What's it got to do with

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anything? Women don't make business
executives.

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They do in this century.

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Women can't drink.

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Take big John Bagshaw. How are you going
to go to lunch with him, get through

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ten or twelve pints and still be sober
enough to get his safe home to paint his

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amusement arcade every year?

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The Big John Bagshaws of this world are
your province.

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There are customers whose idea of a
business lunch is not drinking 10 or 12

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pints and seeing who's first to fall on
the floor. And those are my province.

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Now, let me mention the magic word,
expansion.

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Yeah, I've still got plans for that.
Yeah, which consists of tapping someone

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a loan.

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Yeah. Yeah, forget all that. I've done
breakdowns.

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And I've got a detailed business
proposition that we put to the bank. And

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not wrong, they'll lend us three times
as much money as you've ever dared to

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for.

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Three times? Yes.

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That's incredible.

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Veronica, if you did become a partner, I
wouldn't shrink into insignificance,

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would I?

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Of course you wouldn't.

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You're an institution, Lionel.

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Yeah, I am.

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Almost a legend, I suppose.

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Well?

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We'll do it.

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You won't regret it? You and me, eh,
Veronica?

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Bainbridge and Bainbridge! Yes! There's
only one thing I insist on, though.

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What's that? My name comes first.

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I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Still on for lunch?

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Oh, yeah, not half. Me and Sandra will
see you there.

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Very nice.

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Yeah.

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Oh, um, incidentally, I've got a bit of
inside dope on a certain foreign

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government. Lionel? Yeah.

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He's taken Veronica on as a business
partner.

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Has he now?

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Only you're not supposed to know about
it. Oh, naturally.

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Quite pleased, actually.

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It'd be nice to have a human being
working over there.

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Here, listen. If she asks you to become
a double agent, you won't fall victim to

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her blandishments, now, will you? I'm
already a double agent.

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If she asked me, I'd have to become a
triple agent.

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Yeah, then I'll have to ask you back and
you'll become a quadruple agent.

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There's only one floor in all this
espionage business.

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What's that, then?

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Nobody's paying me anything.

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Now, don't get mercenary, Eric.

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You and I are... Quick, it's your boss
from the Kremlin coming across the road.

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Take the cyanide pill, all right, out
the back.

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Take the cyanide pill.

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Ha, ha, ha.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, I thought you'd come over for a
laugh.

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I have come over, Sonny Jim, to tell you
that you are on a slippery slope.

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Things are going on over the road.

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Subsidence?

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Prune. Things are going on above your
head.

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Above my head? Over the road?

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God, blimey, Lionel, what things?

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I'm not telling you. Tell her, then.

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I'll tell you this.

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Documents have changed hands. Things
have been notarised.

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Well, you want to get yourself a good
lawyer, then, mate, if that's the sort

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trouble you're in.

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You're the one who's in trouble.

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Why? Because.

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Tell her then, Lionel.

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Business isn't just drinking each other
under the table at lunchtime, you know.

243
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Isn't it?

244
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What is it about, then? Other things.

245
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In brief cases.

246
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You've lost me, Lionel.

247
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I've got portfolios.

248
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And... And... Breakdowns.

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Vans or mental?

250
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I'll miss you by miles, don't I?

251
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Yes, you do, Lionel. I can only take a
wild stab in the dark and suggest you

252
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took Veronica on as a partner and she's
going to streamline the business for

253
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you.

254
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,330
I haven't. She isn't.

255
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Liar! Shut up!

256
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He's always been somewhat of an enigma,
hasn't he, Lionel?

257
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:44,570
There he goes. Look, he's so
inscrutable, Eric, he should have been

258
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,510
I've cracked it! I've cracked it!

259
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,220
Crack what?

260
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bought a beach bar in Australia.

261
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,480
How? Oh, precisely I was drinking with
last night.

262
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Took all my compensation, but it'll be
worth it. Oh, dear.

263
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:05,640
What? You haven't bought a worthless
piece of paper, have you? I'm not

264
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am I? We went down to Australia House
this morning and done the business.

265
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It's all legal, above board and binding.

266
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:14,830
Well, what can I say?

267
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,680
Except, uh, good on you, Digger.

268
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,700
Hey, that's me, Digger Pup.

269
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:26,939
Well, it seems a sound investment,
doesn't it? I mean, they say that

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the water half their lives anyway, them
Australians. There is a theory that some

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of them are actually developing gills.
Right.

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Miles of beaches, thousands of Aussies
in the water, including loads of them

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big, tanned Australian birds.

274
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Shirleys, they call them.

275
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Oh, dear.

276
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Anyway, out of the water they come.

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Boiling up 400 degrees or so, I don't
know.

278
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:57,620
So they fancy a drink, don't they? So
where's the first place they head for?

279
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Digger Putney's Beach Bar.

280
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Exactly. And there I'll be waiting for
them in me vest.

281
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Well, I couldn't be more pleased for
you, Elmer.

282
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We'll miss you, of course.

283
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,980
Yeah. You've been like a sort of father
confesser to us.

284
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,610
Yeah.

285
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:19,430
Is it though England's losing a
landmark?

286
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:24,329
Yeah. Don't go on, boys. I've been
waiting for somebody to say those things

287
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:28,470
me for years and now they've been said,
I feel over -sick.

288
00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,940
You haven't gone yet.

289
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:31,570
You know what I mean.

290
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:36,749
I'm taking the dog, by the way. He's
ever so excited about it. Yeah, well, he

291
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would be. We're going by boat so I can
give him a bit of exercise.

292
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:45,590
I don't suppose you'd both come down to
Southampton and see me off?

293
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:50,330
Well, um... Honey, I'd like somebody to
wave to me.

294
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,490
We'll be there, Elmo, yeah.

295
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:54,620
Thanks.

296
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,130
Well, lots to do.

297
00:15:57,830 --> 00:16:00,050
I'm off to buy some insect repellent.

298
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,100
Very wise.

299
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:07,709
Oh, now, look, it goes without saying
that if you're ever down under, that's

300
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:10,570
what Australia calls itself, you look me
up, yeah?

301
00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:15,750
Just ask for Digger Putney's Beach Bar.
Anyone will tell you where it is.

302
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:21,999
Right. Elmo, just on the off chance that
this Australian doesn't know where it

303
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,000
is, what town's it in? Oh, pretty name
it is, Alice Springs.

304
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,740
Thanks very much indeed.

305
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,720
Oh, and 16 chapatis, please.

306
00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:39,919
Oh, we must remember I'm the uniformed
to onion barges for looking after the

307
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:40,959
kids. Right.

308
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,690
Of course, the money I'm on now, I might
be able to afford a full -time nanny.

309
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,360
Perhaps a young Swedish girl would...
Oh, yeah.

310
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,460
We'll have a part -time auntie Eunice
and like it. Work a try.

311
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,360
Oh, and this smashing. Everything's on
the up. It is for me as well.

312
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,620
Only nobody's noticed this.

313
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,480
You look very nice.

314
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,090
No, this.

315
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,599
Oh! Congratulations.

316
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,770
Well done.

317
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,240
The Jimmy DeGiordi series, then.

318
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,900
He's a lovely fella.

319
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,060
He's a lucky fella, Sandra.

320
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:18,159
If he wants a best man, I'm not pushing
myself forward or anything, but I am

321
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,399
very experienced at it. And with you and
Jimmy, there would actually be a

322
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,660
wedding. Oh, don't.

323
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,340
Will you be living up north?

324
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,180
Oh, no, Jimmy's got a job down here.

325
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:32,320
Anyway, I couldn't live. My boss
wouldn't know what to do without me.

326
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,660
Your boss is very quiet, isn't he?

327
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,770
Is his awesome burden of responsibility
weighing him down, do you think?

328
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,260
You are glad about me being engaged.

329
00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:46,460
Yes, of course I am. Well, show it then.
A smile costs nothing.

330
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,880
Been reading Patience Strong again?

331
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,200
You should look unsee, that's all.

332
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,390
I'm all right. Good.

333
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,430
Look, don't play the lonesome stranger.
You are with friends.

334
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,290
It's the business.

335
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:01,639
Oh, it's not going down the pan already,
is it? No, no, it's very promising.

336
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,690
Very promising.

337
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:06,740
It's just that I still feel there's a
hole in your trousers.

338
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:08,990
Eric.

339
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,320
Go on, Jacko.

340
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:14,799
Well, there's still something missing in
my life.

341
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,850
What is it?

342
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,700
If I knew, I'd tell you, wouldn't I?

343
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,160
Don't get strappy with me.

344
00:18:19,161 --> 00:18:21,499
All right, all right. It's just the
mood.

345
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,740
You've had it a long time.

346
00:18:22,741 --> 00:18:25,099
Yeah, I know. Let's change the subject,
shall we?

347
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,539
I tell you what, we'll have some of
those jilabis for after.

348
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,740
They do them a treat here.

349
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:32,190
Of course, this is quite a stamping
ground of yours, isn't it? Yeah.

350
00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:35,839
I think over the years I must have sat
at every table. With a different woman.

351
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,890
Yeah, yeah.

352
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,680
Lamb down sack with Dagmar.

353
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,660
Chicken biryani with Fiona.

354
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:49,120
Creamy not prawn madras with Serafina.

355
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:54,320
I know what I want.

356
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,950
Julie.

357
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,740
Ta -da! What?

358
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:07,220
Excuse me. Could you make that 12
chapatis, please?

359
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:32,510
Julie?

360
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:35,940
No, she doesn't work here anymore. She
left about four months ago.

361
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,919
Well, do you know where she's gone?
Sorry, I don't know.

362
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,000
Well, who would know?

363
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,339
Personnel, right?

364
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:44,099
Personnel, right. Where do I find them?
On the third floor.

365
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:44,779
Oh, thanks.

366
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:45,219
Oh, but...

367
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:52,839
You

368
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,190
see, I really do need to get in contact
with her.

369
00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:57,799
I mean, if you had a forwarding address,
I'd be ever so grateful.

370
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,279
Well, yes, we do keep addresses of ex
-employees in case we need to get in

371
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:01,999
with them.

372
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,050
Oh.

373
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,420
Yes, here it is. Oh, great.

374
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,030
It looks like it's moved to the Isle of
Wight.

375
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,130
Oh?

376
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,919
Just a mo', just a mo'. We don't hand
out addresses to just anybody, Miss

377
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,260
Proctor. Oh, not just anybody.

378
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,050
Who are you, then?

379
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:19,910
Somebody.

380
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,940
If you were family...

381
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,890
Well, I am. I'm Julie's brother.

382
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,630
Have you any proof of that?

383
00:20:26,631 --> 00:20:30,029
Well, I don't wander around with a big
document on me saying I am Julie's

384
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,080
brother, no.

385
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,090
How come you don't know where she lives?

386
00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:35,040
We've lost touch.

387
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:37,750
Oh, isn't that sad?

388
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:41,450
Yes, that's not sad, Miss Proctor.
That's full of holes.

389
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,630
I smell sardines.

390
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:48,340
If you are who you claim you are, you'll
certainly know Julie's surname.

391
00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:49,700
What is it?

392
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:53,190
Yes, it... Er...

393
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,440
No, it's not her.

394
00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:59,450
Well, um... Well, it will be the same as
yours.

395
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:01,830
Yes. Yes.

396
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:06,510
It... I see. Don't know your own
surname, either.

397
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:07,760
Well, of course I do.

398
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:14,369
It's just that, well, Julie changed her
surname by deed poll, you see, to...

399
00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:20,290
I've had enough of this. I'm getting on
to security.

400
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:22,800
Hey!

401
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,790
Well, don't just sit there. We're
supposed to tackle him.

402
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,300
I'm leaving myself.

403
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,330
Security?

404
00:21:31,171 --> 00:21:32,739
Is

405
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:40,799
that

406
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,850
him?

407
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,850
Just a minute.

408
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,170
Close one down.

409
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,490
Hello, Julie.

410
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,490
Jacko!

411
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,620
What on earth are you doing here?

412
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,000
I was just passing.

413
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,290
Couldn't have been.

414
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,960
No, I wanted to see you.

415
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,530
See?

416
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,350
How are you?

417
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,070
I'm fine.

418
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,490
So how are you?

419
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,490
I'm fine.

420
00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:12,580
It's a nice garden.

421
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,160
Thank you.

422
00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:17,720
Hello?

423
00:24:18,570 --> 00:24:21,700
Well, when we stopped... Jacker. No,
please, Julie, let me finish.

424
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:26,230
When we stopped seeing each other, you
said you didn't fancy me. Yes.

425
00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:29,440
So was it the truth?

426
00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:32,650
Well, not entirely.

427
00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:36,380
So why did you say it then? Because I
wasn't sure.

428
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:40,780
I didn't want you to take on something
you might regret later.

429
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:47,380
A serious relationship with me is...
Well, it's not easy.

430
00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:50,690
There are bits of it that are not
romantic.

431
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,320
I didn't know if you were ready.

432
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:58,440
Well, I'm ready now.

433
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,440
No. No, come on, Julie, it's not too
late. It is.

434
00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:03,830
Why?

435
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:06,190
Jacko?

436
00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:25,160
Bye, Julie.

437
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:54,140
Because of you.

438
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,280
Because of you.

439
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:04,220
Oh, and you love nature.

440
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:08,520
You love nature. You love nature.

441
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